2011-09-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said, settling into the barber chair. Shave my head. 前

2011-09-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Marry Him Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother. Marry him! 嫁给他 简很

2011-09-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Six or Twelve? A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six p

2011-09-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" 　　"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. 　　"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a

2011-09-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

Who's better satisfied? Who's better satisfied? A
person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 谁更

2011-09-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, W

2011-09-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the

2011-09-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, What was that for? She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket wit

2011-09-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，Mom my， what's puberty？My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictiona

2011-09-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert metic

2011-09-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

The mother exclaimed, But that's te

2011-09-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. 　　Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy comin

2011-09-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

　 Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to

2011-09-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give

2011-09-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's

2011-09-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; consequently， the sister of

2011-09-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Bad News and the Terrible News Michael sat in his attorney's office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the lawyer asked. Give me the bad news first.
Your wife found a picture

2011-09-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant. But you're not wearing any of those

2011-09-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and sol

2011-09-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

A:
I have the perfect son.
B:
Does he smoke?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he drink whiskey?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
Does he ever come home late?
A:
No, he doesn't.
B:
I guess you

2011-09-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. She is my wife. O

2011-09-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

　Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." 　"But you're not wearing any of

2011-09-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察

2011-09-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 　　You will get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant.　　No, no, no. said the

2011-09-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

Englishman
　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishm