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英文短笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts(我要让她发疯)

Source: 恒星英语学习网    2011-09-10  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.

But you're not wearing any of those things.

I know, said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.

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