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Source: 恒星英语学习网    2011-09-16  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

       Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

  "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

  "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

  Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

  "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.

  "And what came out?"

  "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express." 


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