2011-06-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

I hung him up to dry
　　Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bot

2011-06-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

something Really Cheap
　　After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
　　“How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a

2011-06-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Same Duties
　　A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your

2011-06-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

As soon as you wake up, you're fired
　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietl

2011-06-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

Keep feeding him nickels
　　A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he

2011-06-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

How could anyone stoop so low?
　　Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, s

2011-06-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

So Hospitable the boy is!
　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned

2011-06-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Nice Wedding Gift
　　We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguishe

2011-06-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Domestic shame should not be published
　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
　　Teacher: Please tell

2011-06-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Bring Me a Glass of Milk
　　At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband. Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him

2011-06-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

The cost of marriage

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."婚姻的成本
一个小男孩问他的父亲，

2011-06-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Teacher & Student
　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?
　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, F

2011-06-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

Be Careful What You Wish For
　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said tha

2011-06-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

How do I get the gum out?
　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to h

2011-05-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

The first time, the second time, the third time
　　A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
　　Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper

2011-05-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

Who was the first man
　　A teacher said to her class：
　　“Who was the first man?”
　　“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
　　“How do you make out that George Washingto

2011-05-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Looney Bin
　　Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"
　　Just then,

2011-05-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

How Much Is It?
　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for e

2011-05-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Friend for Dinner
　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I

2011-05-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies
　　An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered hi

2011-05-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

埋在花园里的枪
Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who

2011-05-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Boxing and Running
　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
　　Friend: "But suppose he comes up agains

2011-05-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

Three pastors 三个牧师的故事
　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.

2011-05-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

Real Play 　　When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. Aft

2011-05-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Make your fortune
　　"How did you make your fortune?"
　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
　　"How did that help?"
　　"Now he has the experien