2011-06-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Its part of the game
　　Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
　　Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we ar

2011-06-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Don't be selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
　　Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
　　But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rid

2011-06-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Pleasant SurpriseA friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she

2011-06-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

I didn't know that I was so far
　　A big battle was going on during the First World War．Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere．After an hour of this， one of the s

2011-06-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Dinner's ready
　　My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although

2011-06-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

An Adult DecisionThe year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be abl

2011-06-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

What a big deal
　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman

2011-06-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Life for a Life 以
　　The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the

2011-06-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

You're Not Going to Make it

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.　 "Your husband is

2011-06-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

A burglar
　　A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
　　"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
　　

2011-06-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

Talking on the Telephone
　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

2011-06-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratu

2011-06-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Stunning Reply
　　My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like

2011-06-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Three Men in a Boat
　　Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled

2011-06-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

I'm not having it all cut off 　没把头发全剪掉啊
　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their

2011-06-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

Where is the father?
　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these

2011-06-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Contented Married Life 　　A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we nev

2011-06-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?
　　Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?"
　　Peter asked hi

2011-06-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

Why Is He Howling
　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他为什么喊
　　牙医：请你不要再喊了！我还没碰你的牙

2011-06-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

The chemical formula for water
　　Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
　　Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
　　Teacher: What are you talking about?
　　Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to

2011-06-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

No Cavities
　　A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.
　　His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It’s impossible --you never brus

2011-06-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

Excuse for Speeding
　
　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
　　"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
　　"Our brakes are no g

2011-06-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Advantage of Noise
　　Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience

2011-06-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Waste or Save
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?浪费还是节约
　　父亲：噢，杰克，

2011-06-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令