2011-06-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our dr

2011-06-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

She'd rather buy a gift
　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

2011-06-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

林肯过生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln

2011-06-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room.　　"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.　　The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.　　"0. K. You can put your tongue back

2011-06-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mixed Doubles
　　Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
　　Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
　　Teacher: Please tell us something about it

2011-06-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

I've Just Bitten My Tongue　　"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
　　"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
　　"Because I've just bitten my tongue! " 我刚咬破自己

2011-06-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

I Cant Let Him Get Away　　A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can

2011-06-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

Ways to Report Death
　　Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, h

2011-06-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”Young hopeful：“Well then，what i

2011-06-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

Visual Training
　　The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so farawa

2011-06-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" 　　“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out

2011-06-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

Nest And Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.　　"What kind of bird?" my sister

2011-06-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

Where is the father? 　　　 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all t

2011-06-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

All I do is pay
　　"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secr

2011-06-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat.

2011-06-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

SunsetFather: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.日落父亲：这幅《日落》是我女

2011-06-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Great ManTeacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还

2011-06-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

I Want to Get Out A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he he

2011-06-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

Excellent Skills
　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a

2011-06-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Choice of Word
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very hap

2011-06-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

It Seemed Like Hours
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to

2011-06-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

Senior Class
　　During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her

2011-06-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

To Buy a Video 　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
　　"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath t

2011-06-18 所属栏目:英语笑话

I'm a bachelor
　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks

2011-06-18 所属栏目:英语笑话

A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.
After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to