2011-10-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his rema

2011-10-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

　But the teacher cried 　　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or th

2011-10-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

Asking for a RaiseAt the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't b

2011-10-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

I Caught Every Step
　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the

2011-10-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

Half or Five Tenths?
　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
　　Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.
　　Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
　　Ger

2011-10-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Who do you think you are?
　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
　　It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?
　

2011-10-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

1.
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
S

2011-10-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

Welcome to Dict.cn. I'm Phil, and today we will learn a new story. "".The Absent-minded Professor
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your po

2011-10-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Stupid Question　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?　　丹在一个大城市的某个

2011-10-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

Your Coat Is on Fire The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The

2011-10-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

It depends Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto? Ticket agent: That depends
on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情况 旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车

2011-10-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, Mommy, what's puberty? My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionar

2011-10-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents.One a

2011-10-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

John D．Rocke feller， the wellkn own millionaire，gave away millions， but he himself was very mean about small sums of money． One day he went to stay at a hotel in New York and asked for the cheape

2011-10-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up. Loath to disa

2011-10-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsig

2011-10-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Thirteen!
　　A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
　　Quite curious about this, he finds a h

2011-10-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.
Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone m

2011-10-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

MONEY AND FRIENDS A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是

2011-10-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

Big hands
　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
tudent: Big hands. 大手
　　老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么

2011-09-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you said yes，or no． Dear George

2011-09-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

Wait a Minute Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My human

2011-09-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：Let me ask the evolutionist a questionif we had tails like a baboon，where are they？ I'll ventur

2011-09-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

GOOD SIGHT Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they t

2011-09-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess it's all rig