2011-11-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
FBI总部的电话响了。 "Hello, is this the FBI?"
“你好，是FBI吗?” "Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies.
一个声音回

2011-11-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

GoldfishStan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷

2011-11-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. Th

2011-11-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth? It's round, answered Gerald. How do you know it's round? continued the teacher. All right, it'

2011-11-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie? Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my

2011-11-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

4-4=? One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. the teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a

2011-11-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.
泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。Pat had seen babies in other people

2011-11-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it

2011-11-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Daddy, can I learn to play the violin? young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. You cost me a lot of money, Sarah, he said. First you wanted

2011-11-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell

2011-10-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.
　　He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country

2011-10-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ? I have told you. said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met

2011-10-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then

2011-10-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay. I' m a great salesman. Harry told himself. I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job. He went into

2011-10-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had

2011-10-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved

2011-10-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house． Can't you reach up so high？queried the Bishop kindly． No， sir， said the small

2011-10-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

An Ugly Woman Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one. 丑女 麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的

2011-10-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

Frog The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a seco

2011-10-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home

earlier. The next day, wh

2011-10-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

TELEMARKETER I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer. Good evening, he said, may I speak with Leah Jonason? She is a baby, I replied

2011-10-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

Did You Know Him?At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vic

2011-10-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

HIS FAULT Billy: Mother, Bobby broke a window. Mother: How did he do it? Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked. 他的错 比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。 妈妈：他怎么打的？ 比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开

2011-10-18 所属栏目:英语笑话

Secret For a Long LifeA woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke

2011-10-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. That