2011-12-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old,

2011-12-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks.

2011-12-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

Logic Reasoning 　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.　　Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his b

2011-12-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter la

2011-12-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in hi

2011-12-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've

2011-12-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in hi

2011-11-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． A different cause，says Parson Sly， The same effect may give： Poor L

2011-11-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Sharing the Apples
　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. 　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started to

2011-11-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness! 谢天谢地! 埃玛：老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿？ 父亲：你怎么说的？ 埃玛：我说是的 －然后她说：谢天谢地!
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2011-11-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain

2011-11-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

Next time that you think you’re having a bad day　　The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-save

2011-11-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

　　Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," sa

2011-11-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I

2011-11-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！

　　Boy: May I hold your hand?

　　Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

　　Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

　　Gir

2011-11-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeep

2011-11-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医）.

"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."

The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a

2011-11-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是

2011-11-18 所属栏目:英语笑话

　　A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was use

2011-11-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man？ George Washington，a little boy shouted promptly． How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？asked the teacher，smiling indulg

2011-11-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then

2011-11-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

Roses for My WifeOn the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. Are these for

2011-11-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History.中文翻译：一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭。妻子问到：工作上有什么新鲜

2011-11-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Excited Remarks
　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at

2011-11-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

Frank believed that five was his special number.
弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street.
他生在5月5日，有５个孩子