2011-12-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

"You talk to people on the t

2011-12-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played

2011-12-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked.The post office received the letter addre

2011-12-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Sh

2011-12-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

Things Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one mo

2011-12-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.不是我的错妈妈（正教训她的女儿

2011-12-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth

2011-12-19 所属栏目:英语笑话

So hospitable the boy isThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a

2011-12-18 所属栏目:英语笑话

Dinner's readyMy cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both

2011-12-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?" Peter asked his mother, an

2011-12-17 所属栏目:英语笑话

Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. "You t

2011-12-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is

2011-12-16 所属栏目:英语笑话

Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the h

2011-12-15 所属栏目:英语笑话

Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birt

2011-12-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office? 比较 杰弗里对爸爸说（爸爸

2011-12-14 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it. Nick: Oh, sorry,

2011-12-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块

2011-12-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine（男性的） . Years later, when I felt she wa

2011-12-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

What are the Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two

2011-12-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sister. You should give ground to her. ” Begin tho

2011-12-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I accompanied her to have fried cicadae（蝉）. Habitually

2011-12-10 所属栏目:英语笑话

Feel Unhappy.心里难受　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?　　Father: Of cause, it is.　　Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this ti

2011-12-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the

2011-12-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

Compare other things？比一下其他？　　Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.　　Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?　　Son: Yes, his mother is pr

2011-12-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.凯特：妈