2012-01-13 所属栏目:英语笑话

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？学生：大手。

2012-01-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – If I Am a Manager.All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.I am waiting

2012-01-12 所属栏目:英语笑话

George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then sh

2012-01-11 所属栏目:英语笑话

"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.""Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

2012-01-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. Fi

2012-01-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

Things Have Been Okay一切都正常A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。They to

2012-01-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."小男孩每年

2012-01-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

Who was fighting?谁在打架？Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jacki

2012-01-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年？孩子：每年都是。

2012-01-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that

2012-01-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out

2012-01-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母亲问她年幼的

2012-01-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat. Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delight

2012-01-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他

2012-01-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier."The next day, when the teacher c

2011-12-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.　　妈妈：弗雷迪，你

2011-12-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?Bobby: Australia.Teacher: Why do you say that?Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.教师：澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些？勃比

2011-12-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?""I must have somebody else's pants on."老

2011-12-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

2011-12-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the cla

2011-12-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit s

2011-12-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl coul

2011-12-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"Blonde: "Because George still had th

2011-12-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher."I can't, teacher""Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded."Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnn

2011-12-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to ha