2018-07-24 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.Asking this question since you were little.
2.Hoping that buying the right bra will change things.
3.Being jealous of friends who are way more blessed than you

2018-07-24 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. I tried doing a backflip on flat ground, but I landed on my head.
2.I sent her a dick pick. It backfired spectacularly when she showed me hers which was bigger

2018-07-23 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
You look/seem familiar.
I know you from somewhere.
I'm sure I've seen you before.
Do I know you from somewhere?
Have we met before?
Hey girl!
Your na

2018-07-23 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
cold
Kevin:Oh, Rose, I was awkward on yesterday's performance.
Rose:Why? You have prepared for it for a long time.
Kevin: Yeah, but I got cold feet before t

2018-07-23 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
My friend drank too much, and started acting like an ass.
jerk/asshole
The waiter was such an asshole I decided not to give him a tip.
kiss one's ass
He ki

2018-07-23 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
BGM
Talk Dirty to Me
dirty/nasty/filthy
dirty talk
He's filthy rich.
Have one's mind in the gutter.
Kiss my ass.
Screw you.

2018-07-23 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.What can I get you?(服务员问) 你想点些什么吗？ What would you like?(问你带的朋友)你想喝什么？
2. Surprise me!给我一个惊喜吧。（＝我随便你定就好）
3.a pint of b

2018-07-22 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
glass collecter
bar tender
gay night
till 收银台
change 零钱
loo厕所
spank/slap
cellar
snap your finger at somebody
dry fuck
surprise me!

2018-07-22 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.Puked on their friends
2.A proposal gone wrong
3.A shit on a flowerpot
4.Girl peeing right outside her tent!
5.Puke all over the stage
6.Sneeze into the win

2018-07-22 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.“Half” —The 70:30 split you make when your mum tells you to share the last biscuit.
2.“Similar”—A resemblance in appearance that you emphatically deny exi

2018-07-22 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
A guy that's alone in forest kisses a dead body while seven other guys watch.
白雪公主和七个小矮人
Girl wakes up to a stranger on top of her in a bed, but it

2018-07-22 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. Every day of your life is a surprise, and you never know how your hair is going to wake up.
2. But more often than not, it absolutely does not cooperate.
3. S

2018-07-21 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. I remember during sex ed a kid asked if you could pee while having s*x.
2. I remember in s*x ed when a guy asked "if a girl eats a taco will she taste like a t

2018-07-21 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. 爱狗者: We love all dogs equally.
2. 养狗者: All dogs are great,but yours is absolutely, 100% the greatest dog who ever doggee.
3. 爱狗者: You get to sleep th

2018-07-21 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. she carried you for more than 9 months.
2. she worries about you, all the time.
3. she watches over you while you sleep.
4. you made her cry, often.
5. eve

2018-07-21 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. 泰坦尼克号
Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
2. 暮光之城
A love tri-angle between an eighteen-year-old girl, a hundred-year-old guy and a dog.
3. 指环

2018-07-21 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. Every time you shake your hips Baby, I go crazy
2. When you kiss me on my lips Baby, I go crazy
3. When you call me on the phone Your sexy talking turns me on

2018-07-20 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. You didn't beat the competition you crushed the competition!
2. You made the others look like good amateurs... You looked like a returning pro.
3. There a

2018-07-20 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
Girls think it's wierd. But I hate being naked. So when it comes down to sex I always need an artile of clothing on. Never full nude.
I don't like being n

2018-07-20 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
I lied to my best friend about not being a virgin anymore, so that she would get off my back about not losing it yet.
I'm nineteen and constantly lie about my

2018-07-20 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
Dads are always ready to protect us from anything. Whether it's the bullies at school or the monsters under our beds.
Dads are never araid of doing impossible

2018-07-20 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.Your coffee comes exactly as you like it, with the precisely right ratio of cream to sugar
2.You make all the stop lights when you’re in a hurry
3.You come ba

2018-07-19 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1.Please be as weird as me.(weirdo)
2.I'm afraid I've already meet the man of my dreams but probably told him to fuck off.（prince charming Mr. Right）
3

2018-07-19 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
1. I tried to catch fog yesterday.Mist.
2. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
3. I told my wife she was dr

2018-07-19 所属栏目:爆笑英语口语

Language Points
He likes my playlist（歌单）.
I am now in a relationship on facebook.
Dad approved of him.
He is my shopping companion.
He is the best at mending things.
My c