Language Points
1.Please be as weird as me.(weirdo)
2.I'm afraid I've already meet the man of my dreams but probably told him to fuck off.（prince charming Mr. Right）
3.Guys I find atrractive: famous, taken, twice my age, don't know I exist, not real.
4.Just because I don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and Internet.
5.Who am I shaving for.
6.Everything I like is either expensive,fattening or won't text me.
7.I'm single by choice, not my choice, but still choice.
8.Relatinoship status:eating.
