No More Removing Your Shoes at the Airport
机场安检不用脱鞋
Well, OK, not quite yet, but it’s happening soon. The TSA has already relaxed the shoe-removal rule for children under twelve (along with promising not to frisk and violate so many babies and elderly grandmothers in general). That’s the first step toward the rest of us being allowed to walk through the body scanner without catching athlete’s foot. Hooray!
好吧，现在还没有实现，不过曙光在前头。美国运输安全管理局已放松对12岁以下儿童脱鞋安检的制度（一般来说，许多孩子和祖母级旅客可能不再被骚扰）。赤足通过人体扫描器，可能感染足癣，这次制度松动也给我们这些可怜人带来了希望。万岁！