2011-07-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. Fi

2011-07-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast th

2011-07-29 所属栏目:英语笑话

A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel."Business is terrible," said the motel owner. 'Really bad."　　"But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. " said the sa

2011-07-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals c

2011-07-28 所属栏目:英语笑话

Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is

2011-07-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years i

2011-07-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

Too Smart for Dad Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in? You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strik

2011-07-27 所属栏目:英语笑话

There was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm.　　Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always fu

2011-07-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Is He Dying? A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take the

2011-07-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep

2011-07-26 所属栏目:英语笑话

One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is t

2011-07-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. 　　Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

2011-07-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out thec． Later Professor Laurie

2011-07-25 所属栏目:英语笑话

When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.　　"I really can't remember," the snail replied.

2011-07-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我

2011-07-24 所属栏目:英语笑话

It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你

2011-07-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，他回答说，有人偷

2011-07-23 所属栏目:英语笑话

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．No，ma’am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon． Horrified，the manager came runningover to the customer

2011-07-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

前台小姐：hello.你好 老外：hi.嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing？你有什么事？ 老外：can you speak english？你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what？ 如果我讲的不是英语，那是

2011-07-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich m

2011-07-22 所属栏目:英语笑话

　 A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . "　　The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at

2011-07-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

Excuse for Speeding
　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car
　　pulled them over.

　　‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman
　　yelled.
　　’Our b

2011-07-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

W．B．Yeats King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men who least

2011-07-21 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Shepherd and the Bureaucrat　 A bureaucrat was hiking when he came upon a shepherd tending a large flock. The bureaucrat took a fancy to the sheep and asked the shepherd, "If I can guess how

2011-07-20 所属栏目:英语笑话

A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as Swift was bus