2011-08-09 所属栏目:英语笑话

At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me. At

2011-08-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

The Swimmer 　　The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.　　Johnny laughed.　　Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher.　　

2011-08-08 所属栏目:英语笑话

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited a fe

2011-08-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig． I certainly do，said the teacher，and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me． Days passed，an

2011-08-07 所属栏目:英语笑话

Ask Your OwnIt was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark

2011-08-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

something Really Cheap
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
How about some perfume？he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bot

2011-08-06 所属栏目:英语笑话

Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of ch

2011-08-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it. S

2011-08-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop w

2011-08-05 所属栏目:英语笑话

　One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door in

2011-08-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 六十年后，他死了。

2011-08-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rop

2011-08-04 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one person m

2011-08-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look

2011-08-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said.

2011-08-03 所属栏目:英语笑话

An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was very old and valuable. He s

2011-08-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone an

2011-08-02 所属栏目:英语笑话

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his de

2011-08-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
一个画家问画廊的主人有没有人对他正在展览的画作感兴趣。I've got good news and bad news, the ow

2011-08-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

To Buy a Video
　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath t

2011-08-01 所属栏目:英语笑话

After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife a

2011-07-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

CD PlayerWhile shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and ask

2011-07-31 所属栏目:英语笑话

A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very
angry. And t

2011-07-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

Patient:
I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.
Surgeon:
I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.
病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。

2011-07-30 所属栏目:英语笑话

The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture ofPharaoh crossing the Red Sea．A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he would