Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列1）

这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望恒友们也会喜欢。


We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered  #1 on purpose.

#1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!


#1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


#1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

待续.......

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男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列1）

这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望恒友们也会喜欢。


We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules.
Note all rules are numbered  #1 on purpose.
我们男人经常会听到从女人那出来的规则.这里是我们的规则.写下所有???

#1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
#1如果我们还能重新找到一个完美的礼物的话,那生日,情人节与周年纪就不要再要了.

#1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

购物不是一项运动.而且我们从不这样认为的.
#1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

周日等于运动.这就像是满月或也可以是变动的潮水.让这样开始吧

我们男人总会听到女人定的规则，这是我们的规则，写下第一条规则在纸上
#1如果我们还能重新找到一个完美的礼物的话,那生日,情人节与周年纪就不要再要了
#1购物不是一项运动.而且我们从不这样认为的.
#1周日等于运动.这就像是满月或也可以是变动的潮水.让这样开始吧

??

We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered  #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是從我們女人那里聽到規則.這些是我們的規則,注釋規則第一條目地是....

#1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
1如果我們能又一次找到那些完美的禮貌;生日,情人.和周年紀念不尋求領會了.

#1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
購物不是運動.我們決不是這樣想的.

#1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
星期天=運動.這是潮流像滿月還是改變.讓我們先是這些吧

待续.......

may I see the translation