Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的前三位朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

奖励名单:（三名）

1、?  2、?   3、?

哪只鼠最牛？

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→七月第23期 20080723☆今天你笑了吗?!

3只老鼠正坐在酒吧里吹嘘他们如何勇敢和坚强.
第一只说:" 我很坚强, 有一次我吃了一大袋灭鼠药!"
第二只说:"我比你更坚强,有一次我被鼠夹夹到了,我硬是把它掰开了!"
第三只站起来说:" 等一会,兄弟,我先回家折磨那只猫去."

哪只鼠最牛？



Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
三只老鼠坐在橫木上吹牛關於談論它們的勇敢和堅強.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
一只說:我是那麼的堅強,曾經我吃過整個滿口袋老鼠毒藥.
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
二只說:哦.我是如此的堅強.曾經我捉捕老鼠圈套時且我還能分開的.


Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
然後三只老鼠抓住說:稍後的家伙,我脫離煩惱的貓了.

Even the rat posion and the rat trap is small case, harass the cat is the most bravest.

I have not come here over several days, so busy

应该是懒洋洋的起来,说,等等伙计们,我刚骚扰猫回来

哪只鼠最牛？
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
一天，三只老鼠坐在一个吧台上互相吹嘘自己的本事。
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
第一只老鼠说：“我很勇敢，有一次我吃了一大包的老鼠药，可是却没事呢。”
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
第二只老鼠也不甘示弱，嘿，老兄我比你更有胆量呢，一次我让老鼠夹给套住了，我很顺利地脱身了，还把老鼠夹给咬坏了呢。
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
最后，第三只老鼠发话了，等等老史们，你们哪有我的胆量啊，我每天都在家里捉弄那只傻猫呢。

hehe,

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
三只耗子坐在酒吧野吹他们自己是多么的勇敢和刚强。
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
第一只说：“我是多么的坚强，我曾经吃掉满满的一整包老鼠毒药！”
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
第二只说：“我很刚强，我曾经被老鼠夹套住了，我把它给咬断了！”
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
然后第三只起来说：“等一下兄弟，我在家经常捉弄那只猫。”