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三个生病的士兵

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!" says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir” "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?""To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"

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三个生病的士兵



An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!" says the Major.
軍隊拜訪生病的士兵,一個軍人問:士兵,你有什麼問題嗎?>先生,慢性嚴.你是怎樣處理啊!每一天我用5分鐘刷子來刷,先生.你的野心真大,恢復前面所說的.好主人.



He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir” "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major.
他下次要下床,你有什麼問題嗎?士兵.慢性嚴.先生,慢性嚴.你是怎樣處理啊!每一天我用5分鐘刷子來刷,先生.你的野心真大,恢復前面所說的.好主人.


He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?""To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
他再次要下床.你有什麼問題嗎?士兵.慢性痴病人先生.你是怎麼處理它的.每一天我用5分鐘刷子來刷,先生.你的野心真大,恢復前面所說的.重復著兩次,你之前都問了.先生.

三个生病的士兵
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!" says the Major.
一天，一位军士去看望生病的三个士兵。军士首先来到一个士兵跟前，并关切在询问：“你怎么了，哪里不舒服呢？”“我得了慢性梅毒,长官。”士兵回复到。“嗯，现在你在进行什么治疗吗？”“嗯，有啊，我每天都用钢刷处理伤口五分钟。”“你的抱负是什么呢？”士兵很自豪地对长官说道 ：“我要快点好起来，然后去前线。”“嗯，不错嘛。”长官说道。
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir” "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?""To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Goodman!"says the Major.
接着，长官走向了邻床的第二个士官，你哪里不舒服呢？我得的是慢性痔疮。那你现在在接受什么治疗吗？我也是用钢刷每天都刷上五分钟。你的志向是什么呢？快点恢复健康去前线。嗯，好样的。长官夸奖道。
He goes to the next bed. What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What’s your ambition?""To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
最后他走向第三个士官，你有什么问题呢，我的士兵？长官，我得的是慢性口腔溃疡。那你现在做什么治疗呢？我坚持每天用钢刷刷上五分钟。你有什么梦想呢？长官，我要去前线，比他们更早地把钢刷拿到手。

一位陆军少校探望伤兵，走到一个二等兵前问，“你怎么了？”
“慢性梅毒，长官！”
“你在接受什么治疗？”
“每天五分钟的钢丝刷清理”
“你的理想是什么？”
“回到前线，长官”
“好样的”，少校说。

少校又来到另一个床位前，“你怎么了？”
“慢性痔疮，长官”
你在接受什么治疗？”
“每天五分钟的钢丝刷清理”
“你的理想是什么？”
“回到前线，长官”
“好样的”，少校说。

少校又来到第三张床位前，“你怎么了？”
“慢性牙龈病，长官”
你在接受什么治疗？”
“每天五分钟的钢丝刷清理”
“你的理想是什么？”
“回到前线并且每天在那两个伙计之前使用接受治疗，长官”

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