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奖励名单:（三名）

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碎纸机还是复印机？

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第65期 20080616☆今天你笑了吗?!

碎纸机还是复印机？
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
六点了一个年轻的行政人员正准备离开公司下班回家呢。他发现了公司的首席执行官正拿着一张纸站在碎纸机旁。
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
“听着，这是一份我的秘书忘记处理的很重要的绝密文件，你能帮我这个忙吗？”CEO 说道。
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
“当然了，我很乐意为您效劳。那个行政人员，立即把碎纸机开启了，并随手拿了一张纸放入了碎纸机，之后就按了开始按钮。”
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
“嗯，干得好，”CEO称赞道。不一会，他的资料一下子就都被碎纸机撕碎了。可是过了一会儿，他才回过神来，我是要复印一份资料啊，怎么却。。。这到底是碎纸机还是复印机？

碎纸机还是复印机？
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
六点了一位年轻的管理人员正准备离开公司,他发现了公司的首席执行官正拿着一张纸站在碎纸机旁。
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
“听着，这是一份重要的绝密文件，我的秘书已经离开，你能让这个机器工作吗？”CEO 说道。
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
“当然”年轻的管理人员说道，接着他开启碎纸机，并将那张纸放入了碎纸机，然后按了开始按钮。”
"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
“干得好，漂亮，我仅仅想复印一份。”CEO称赞道，这时他的资料已经消失在机器里。

haha，CEO is a thinker not  an actor!

[ 本帖最后由 springcoming 于 2008-6-16 11:08 编辑 ]

the second floor did a good job of tanslation

"CEO"

The CEO should leave there due tohis carelessness.

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
一个年轻的长官六点钟正准备要离开办公室时，这时他发现行政总裁拿着纸站在打印机前。
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
听着，行政总裁说，这是一份非常紧急重要的文件，我的秘书已经走了，你能使这个打印机工作吗？
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
当然，年轻的长官说到，他转向打印机，把纸放进去，点开始按钮。

"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy
当纸进到打印机里时，行政总裁说到，太好了，太好了，我正需要一份复印件。

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
六点钟，一个年轻的行政人员正准备要离开办公室时，他发现总裁正拿着一张纸站在碎纸机前。
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
听着，总裁说，这是一份非常敏感而重要的文件，我的秘书已经走了，你能完成这项工作吗？
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
当然，年轻的行政人员说到，他转向碎纸机，塞进纸，点开始按钮。

"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy
“好，好，你干的好事”当纸塞进碎纸机没有意思踪影时，总裁急急地说，“我只是需要一份复印件。”

carelessness.

碎纸机还是复印机？



A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
一个年轻的主管在下午6点下班后准备离开，这时他发现总经理手上拿着一张纸站在一个碎纸机边。


"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

“听着”总经理说，“这是一个非常秘密而又重要的文件，但我的秘书离开了，你能帮我做这项工作吗？”


"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
“当然”年轻的主管回答，他打开机器，把纸放进去并按了开始按钮。


"Excellent, excellent," said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
“杰出的主管先生”总经理看着消失在机器里的纸张说，“我只需要复印一张”。