Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的前三位朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

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公司保健计划

Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."

Friend: So, why don't you quit?

Employee: The company has a great health plan.

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公司保健计划
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
职工：老板给我的压力都快要让我奔溃了。我有偏头痛，我的血压也快要升到最高点了，我晚上睡不好，我又发现我有溃疡，并且只要我在工作，唯一的问题是无论怎样我都会有中风或心脏病。
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
朋友：那你为什么不辞职？
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
员工：因为公司有一个很好的保健计划。

好多的单词都不认识

公司保健计划


Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."

员工：老板的压力快要我崩溃了。我有偏头痛，我的血压快要升到房顶了，我晚上睡不好，我刚发现我还有溃疡。并且只要我在工作，唯一的结果就是我中风或发心脏病。
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
朋友：那你为什么不辞职？
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
员工：因为公司有一个很好的保健计划。

Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."

员工：老板的压力快要我崩溃了。我有偏头痛，我的血压快要升到房顶了，我晚上睡不好，我刚发现我还有溃疡。并且只要我在工作，唯一的结果就是我中风或发心脏病。
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
朋友：那你为什么不辞职？
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
员工：因为公司有一个很好的保健计划。

公司保健计划
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
员工：我们老板给我的压力太大了，我感觉喘不过气来似的。我现在会头痛，我的血压也上升了好多呢，都快要超过正常人的水平了。我整夜都失眠，我发现我已经感染上了溃疡炎了。我在担心，要是我继续呆下去，我哪天会不会中风或者是患心脏病啊。
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
朋友：”嘿，老兄，你为什么不辞职呢？
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
员工：我也想过啊，不过忘了告诉你了，我们公司有很健全的保健机制和计划哦！

公司保健计划
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
员工：老板给我的压力快讓我崩潰了。我现在有偏头痛的毛病，我的血压也要高到不行了.我晚上失眠,我還发现我患了溃疡.只要我继续在這家公司待下去,我唯一擔心的就是我會不會中风或者是患心脏病.
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
朋友：”那麼你为什么不辞职呢?
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
员工：因為公司有很健全的保健计划.

funny? funny.