the woman sit the pilot's seat.

这是我的座位
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士第一次搭飞机，呵呵闹出了点笑话。她很准时地登机并为自己找了个靠窗的位子坐下。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
当她刚坐下不久后，一位先生朝她走了过来 ，并声称这个位子是他的。女士没有理睬他并让他立马走开。
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好的，如果你想要这样的话，那你就负责来驾驶这架飞机吧>"那位先生很无奈地答道。

too funny

I can understand the meaning of the story,,,,laughing!

It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.

这是女人第一次坐飞机.她上飞机后找了个靠窗的位置.

After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.

她坐好后，一个男人走了过来并坚持说她坐的位子是他的.她不理这个男人并让他走开.

"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
这个男人说:"那好吧,如果你真的坚持,那你来开飞机好了."

Yes!very funny! I like it