A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duch under his arm and asked."what are you doing with the pig?"
The new comer said it's a duck, not a pig.
"I was talking to the duck,not to you," the drunkard replied.
酒吧里一醉汉看到一个男子走进来，胳膊下夹着一只鸭。于是问道：“你带着猪干什么啊？”
男子说这是一只鸭子，不是头猪。
“我刚才和鸭子而不是和你说话。”醉汉回答道。

maybe he was not drunk.

帅，那酒鬼欠揍

A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

一在酒吧喝多了的醉汉看见一个胳膊下夹了一只鸭的人来了，于是问道：“你带这头猪来干什么？”

The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

刚来的人说这是只鸭，不是猪。

"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.

醉汉回答：“我刚才是和鸭讲话的，不是对你说的”

duck and pig

嘿嘿   好玩啊

醉鬼
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"
一个醉汉坐在酒吧里看到一个男人胳膊下夹着一只鸭子走进酒吧，醉汉问道：“你带着一只猪进来干嘛呢？
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
进来的男人答这是只鸭子不是猪啊。”
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
“我是在和那只鸭子说话呢，又不是你。”醉汉答道。

是＂笑容满面＂的意思吧！