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醉鬼

A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"

The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.

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醉鬼

A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"
一个酒鬼在坐酒吧里看见一男子胳膊下面夹着一只鸭子走了进来,酒鬼问到:"你跟一头猪干什么?"
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
此时,一新进来的人对他说那不是猪而是一只鸭子.
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
"我刚才那番话是对鸭子说的,"酒鬼回答此人.

A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,
一个醉鬼在酒吧里看到一个人胳膊下夹着一只鸭子走进来，问道
"What are you doing with the pig?"
你和猪在一起干么啊
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
这个人说：那不是猪，是鸭子
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
醉鬼说：我跟鸭子说话呢，没和你说话。

I guess maybe there is a quarrel or fight between them.

醉鬼
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"
一个醉汉坐在酒吧里，他看到一个男人胳膊下夹着一只鸭子走进酒吧，醉汉问道：“嘿，老兄，你带着一只猪进来干嘛呢？
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
那个新来的男人答道：“拜托老兄，这是只鸭子而不是猪好不好啊。”
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
“我是在和那只鸭子说话呢，又不是你。”醉汉答道。

hehe,it seems that drunkard drank a lot.

在酒吧一个酒鬼看见一个胳膊下夹着一只鸭子的人走了进来便问道：你和一只猪在干什么？ 这个刚来的人回答道：这是只鸭子不是只猪. “ 我是对鸭子说话不是你。”酒鬼回答道.

A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,
一个醉鬼在酒吧里看到一个人抱着一只鸭子走进来,便问道
"What are you doing with the pig?"
你跟这只猪在一起做什么？
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
这个刚来的人说：它是鸭子不是猪，
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
＂我是跟鸭子说话,不是你＂．醉鬼回答道．

一个醉鬼在酒吧里看见一个人胳膊下夹着个鸭子走过来，便问道：‘你和这头猪干什么呢？’新来者说道：‘这是只鸭子，不是头猪。’醉汉回答：‘我刚才是和这只鸭子说话呢，没跟你说。’

醉鬼
A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,"What are you doing with the pig?"
一个醉鬼在酒吧看一个男人抱着一只鸭子走过来便问:"你和这只猪做什么?"
The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.
男人说这是一只鸭子,不是猪.
"I was talking to the duck,not to you,"the drunkard replied.
"我是和这只鸭子讲话,不是和你."这个醉回答说.

HAHA

Irony!