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每天笑一笑 学了忘不掉每天译一译 学习真给力2011年12月英语四级答案每天一句 英语脱口而出【给力】手机恒星网开通啦
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发表于 2011-3-9 10:09:37 |显示全部楼层

Happiness is the best cosmetic!!  
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将全文翻译出来!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!抢“沙发”。
这则笑话,您能看懂吗?!

盲人与狗
Gotta find his head


A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.

Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"

"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."



查看汇总贴!好好学习,天天向上~2011要给力哦~

每天笑一笑,保持好一份心情~

Please translate it into Chinese:   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

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发表于 2011-3-9 10:53:59 |显示全部楼层
What a cute blind! ha ha

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发表于 2011-3-9 15:45:27 |显示全部楼层
I've learned a new word 'pee' in your post , thanks

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发表于 2011-3-10 10:06:55 |显示全部楼层
Gotta find his head


A blind man was out walking with his seeing-eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog's head.
以为盲人正带着导盲犬在外散步,突然这时这狗停了下来,并弄湿了这人的腿。弯下来,这位盲人伸出他的手并拍了拍这条狗的头。
Having watched what happened, a bystander said, "Why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!"
看到刚刚发生的一幕,一位路人数说道:“你为什么拍打它?这条狗只是在你的腿上尿尿了而已。”
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt."
“我知道,”这位盲人说道,“在我踢他屁屁之前,我必须得先找到它的头。”

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