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发表于 2011-2-22 10:35:21 |显示全部楼层

Happiness is the best cosmetic!!  
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将全文翻译出来!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!抢“沙发”。
这则笑话,您能看懂吗?!

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Marco and Hassan are having a tour with their teacher David, and Hassan tips the guide a little too much…

Tour Guide: If you found my words helpful and interesting, please feel free to leave a few cents or dollars. Thank you.
Marco: How much did you tip him, Hassan?
Hassan: I gave him a $100 bill.

David: Really Hassan, that’s ridiculous! You can’t give someone a $100 tip!
Hassan: I’m sorry my teacher. For me, money is rubbish; and what do you do with rubbish? You throw it away.

Marco: If you’ve got any more of that sort of rubbish, Hassan, you can always throw it at me.
Hassan: Not at you, Marco, you are my friend.

查看汇总贴!好好学习,天天向上~2011要给力哦~

每天笑一笑,保持好一份心情~

Please translate it into Chinese:   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

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发表于 2011-2-22 13:55:08 |显示全部楼层
Marco and Hassan are having a tour with their teacher David, and Hassan tips the guide a little too much…
马克、哈桑跟着他们的老师戴维一起去旅行。哈桑给导游的小费有点多。
Tour Guide: If you found my words helpful and interesting, please feel free to leave a few cents or dollars. Thank you.
导游:如果您觉得我的话有意思对您有帮助的话可以给我一点零钱作为小费。谢谢
Marco: How much did you tip him, Hassan?
马克:你给了他多少,哈桑?
Hassan: I gave him a $100 bill.
哈桑:100美元。
David: Really Hassan, that’s ridiculous! You can’t give someone a $100 tip!
戴维:这是真的吗,哈桑?这太离谱了。你怎么能给一个人100美元的小费呢!
Hassan: I’m sorry my teacher. For me, money is rubbish; and what do you do with rubbish? You throw it away.
哈桑:对不起老师。在我眼里钱就是垃圾,你会对垃圾做什么?你会扔掉它。
Marco: If you’ve got any more of that sort of rubbish, Hassan, you can always throw it at me.
马克:如果你还有那种垃圾,下次你可以扔给我。
Hassan: Not at you, Marco, you are my friend.
哈桑:不,不,不,马克,你是我朋友。

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发表于 2011-2-23 14:31:32 |显示全部楼层
For me , money is rubbish

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