“Bad Day”
There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
酒吧里的一个人，正看着他的饮料。他盯了半个小时了。这时，一个体型彪悍的卡车司机停在他旁边，一口喝干了这杯饮料。
The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
可怜的男人大哭起来，卡车司机说，来吧，伙计，我只是开个玩笑，我帮你再买一杯。我从没见过男人流眼泪。
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
不，不是这样。今天是我生命中最糟糕的一天。首先，我上班迟到了，我的老板蛮横地解雇了我。
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing.
当我离开公司拿我的车，我发现车被偷了。警察对我说无能为力。
I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away.
我搭计程车回家，当我下了车，我才记起皮夹和信用卡都落车上了。出租车司机又拂尘而去。
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
当我回到家，我看到我的妻子与园丁睡在床上。
I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
我离开家跑到酒吧来，想结束我的生命，你却把我放了毒药的饮料喝了。。。
