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“What's in the Pocket?”

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.

Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."

The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第29期 20080507☆今天你笑了吗?!

一个商人走进一家酒吧，坐在酒吧间，

“What's in the Pocket?”
口袋里有什么?
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. 一个商人走进了一个酒吧，在吧台上坐下后，他叫了两瓶马提尼酒，当他喝完这些酒后，他朝自己的T－shirt中的口袋里望了望，之后又叫了两瓶马提尼酒。
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.当他再次喝完这些酒后，他又朝那件T－shirt的口袋里看了看，然后又叫服务生拿来了酒。
Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."后来，酒吧服务生很好奇地向这位客人问道：“呃，老兄，我今晚一个晚上都在为你服务，帮你拿酒，我能问你一个问题吗，为什么你每次续订酒水时，都要朝自己的衣服口袋里望望呢？
The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."那个客人答道，“我在看我老婆的照片呢，要是我还能很清晰看到她的面容时，那就是我该回家的时候了。”
Hehe,it is a good way to test at what time you are drunken or not .

一个商人到一个酒吧，来到酒吧间，要了来那个瓶酒，喝完后他网自己的口袋理望了望，又要了两瓶酒，又把它们喝完了，在他要酒之前又望了望自己的口袋。
服务生“老兄，整晚我都自爱为您服务，您能告诉我为什么在您要就以前都要往您自己的口袋理往往呢？”
这个顾客回答：“我是在看我妻子的照片，当我还能很清楚的看到它时，就知道自己该回家了。”

“What's in the Pocket?”
口袋里有什么?
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double martini. 一个商人走进了一个酒吧，坐下后，他叫了两瓶马提尼酒，当他喝完这些酒后，他朝自己的T恤中的口袋里望了望，之后又叫了两瓶马提尼酒。
After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double martini.当他再次喝完这些酒后，他又朝那件T－shirt的口袋里看了看，然后又叫服务生拿来了酒。
Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."后来，酒吧服务生很好奇地向这位客人问道：“呃，老兄，我今晚一个晚上都在为你服务，帮你拿酒，我能问你一个问题吗，为什么你每次续订酒水时，都要朝自己的衣服口袋里望望呢？
The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."那个客人答道，“我在看我老婆的照片呢，要是看起来她心情好了，那就是我该回家的时候了。”

haha