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A dozen Bibles

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut.

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第27期 20080505☆今天你笑了吗?!

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
一天，理发师为一位牧师理发。牧师正要为新理的头发付钱，理发师拒绝道“你是为上帝工作的”（我不能要你的钱）。第二天一早理发师发现一打《圣经》在他的店门口放着。
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
一个警察来找这位理发师理发，理发师也拒绝了警察的付费，“你们警察保护我们大众的安全”（我怎么能要你的钱呢）。第二天一早理发师发现一打的油炸圈饼放在他的店门口（来表达警察为此的感谢）。
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut.
一个律师也来找这位理发师理发，理发师依然拒绝收律师因理发的费用，“你们律师为我们整个社会的公平而工作和服务”（我也不能要你的钱啊）。第二天一早理发师发现，十二个律师正等着他给理发呢。
A funny joke.

A dozen Bibles
一打圣经
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
一天，一个牧师来到一个理发店理发。理发师服务得很周到，不久便帮牧师修理好了头发。牧师正准备掏钱付账时，理发师却婉言拒绝了“你为上帝服务，我不能收你的钱的”，于是牧师便走了。第二天，理发师开门营业时，发现了门口放了一大叠的圣经。
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
无独有偶，一天一个警察来理发，一切工序都完成后，理发师又一次谢绝了警察支付费用。“你为公众维护治安，我不能收你的钱。”第二天早上，理发师发现店门口放置了一打了甜面包。
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut.
又一天，一个律师来理发。这次理发师也没有收他的钱。并解释道“你为司法正义系统服务，我不能收你的钱的。”接下来的第二天，发生了一件很有趣的事，当理发师打开店门营业时，他发现一大群的律师正排队来理发呢。
hehe,he  is a kindhearted barber.

一个理发师为一个牧师理发，理发师很周到的为牧师理完发却拒绝收牧师的钱，理发师说“你是为上帝服务的，不能收你的钱”。第二天理发师在店门口发现了一打圣经。
一个警察也在这里理发，理发师同样拒绝收钱，他说“你是为人民服务的，不能收你的钱”。第二天理发师在店门口发现了一打甜面包。
一个律师来这个理发店理发，理发师也拒绝收钱，“他说”你是为司法公正服务的，不能收你的钱“。第二天，理发师发现有十二个律师在他门口等着理发。

why the doughnuts are relevant to police?
is it a custom or something?

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
一天，理发师为一位牧师理发。牧师正要为新理的头发付钱，理发师拒绝道“你是为上帝工作的,我怎能要你的钱。第二天一早理发师发现一打《圣经》在他的店门口放着。

一个警察来找这位理发师理发，理发师也拒绝了警察的付费，你们警察保护我们大众的安全，我怎么能要你的钱呢。第二天一早理发师发现一打的油炸圈饼放在他的店门口（来表达警察为此的感谢）。

一个律师也来找这位理发师理发，理发师依然拒绝收律师因理发的费用，“你们律师为我们整个社会的公平而工作和服务”（我也不能要你的钱啊）。第二天一早理发师发现，十二个律师正等着他给理发呢

lawyer...