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More polite

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

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More polite
更有礼貌
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
一个胖子和一个瘦子正在争论谁更有礼貌。
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
那位瘦先生说道我更有礼貌，每次我看到女士都脱帽致敬，那位胖先生也不甘示弱，我觉得我更有礼貌，每次我主动让座时，两位女士都能有座位呢。
hehe,funny.especially the fat man's opinion.

更有礼貌

  一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更加有礼貌。
那个瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为每次他起来让位是，两位女士就可以坐下了

更有礼貌

  一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更加有礼貌。
那个瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他每次看见女士时都脱掉帽子。而胖子说说他更有礼貌，因为每次他起来让位是，两位女士就可以坐下了。

更有礼貌

  一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更加有礼貌。
瘦子说自己更有礼貌，因为他每次看见女士时都脱掉帽子表示致敬。而胖子说说自己更有礼貌，因为每次他都站起来让座位，这样两位女士就可以坐下了。

huge ass

更有风度
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有风度,瘦子说我每次见到女士都会脱帽,胖子说我比较有风度,无论我什么时候站起来让座,都可以给两位女士提供座位.