Single man at the supermarket
超市里的单身汉
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."
一天，一个单身汉去超市购物，他拿了一小罐玉米，一小罐的金枪鱼罐头，一小瓶蛋黄酱。一个很小的柠檬和一小包的茶叶。当他走到柜台要买单时，收银员小姐对他微笑着说道：“你一定是个单身汉吧。”
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
“为什么你会这么说呢？是因为我买得食物很少吗？
"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
“不是的，而是因为你长得很像抱歉。”
em ,我觉得这个收银员不是很友好哦。顾客至上嘛！看来下次这个男人一定不会再找这个收银员付账了。
