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奖励名单:（三名）

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Single man at the supermarket

A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."

"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"

"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第16期 20080424☆今天你笑了吗?!

Single man at the supermarket 单身汉购物

A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."
一个年轻人去购物。他买了一小罐玉米，一小罐金枪鱼，一小罐蛋黄酱，一个非常小的柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶。当他去柜台结账时，站在收银机旁的女收银员微笑地对他说：“亲爱的，你一定是单身吧。”
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
“为什么啊，你的意思是我净挑量小的食物买？”
"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
“不，你是一个太让人讨厌的家伙了。”（所以你至今单身）

hahaha!

单身汉购物
一个年轻人去购物。他买了一小罐玉米，一小罐金枪鱼，一小罐蛋黄酱，一个非常小的柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶。当他去柜台结账时，站在收银机旁的女收银员微笑地对他说：“亲爱的，你一定是单身吧。”
“为什么啊，你的意思是我净挑量小的食物买？”
“不，你是一个太让人讨厌的家伙了。”（所以你至今单身

Single man at the supermarket
在超市里的单身男子
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."
一个年轻男人去买东西,他买了一小罐玉米,一小罐金枪鱼,一小罐蛋黄酱,一个小柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶.当他来到收银台时,收银台的那个女孩微笑着说:"亲爱的,你一定是单身."
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
"为什么,你的意思是因为我只买这么小的食物吗?"
"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
"不是,是因为你这么该死的难看..."

Single man at the supermarket
在超市里的单身男子
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."
一个年轻男人去买东西,他买了一小罐玉米,一小罐金枪鱼,一小罐蛋黄酱,一个小柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶.当他来到收银台时,收银台的那个女孩微笑着说:"亲爱的,你一定是单身."
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
"为什么,你的意思是因为我只买这么小的食物吗?"
"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
"不,是因为你这么难看令人讨厌..."

Single man at the supermarket
超市里的单身男子
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."
一个年轻男人去买东西,他买了一小罐玉米,一小罐金枪鱼,一小罐蛋黄酱,一个小柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶.当他来到收银台时,收银台的那个女孩微笑着说:"亲爱的,你一定是单身."
"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"
"为什么,你的意思是因为我只买这么少的食物吗?"
"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
"不,是因为你这么难看令人讨厌..."

Single man at the supermarket 超市里的 单身汉
A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼）, a small jar of mayo（蛋黄酱）, a small lemon and a very small box
一个年轻小伙子去购物。他买了一罐玉米罐头，一罐金枪鱼，一瓶蛋黄酱，一个柠檬和一小盒袋泡茶。
of teabags.
When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single." "Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?" "No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."
当他去收银台结账时，旁边一个等着付账的女孩笑着对他说：“亲爱的，你一定是个单身。”“为什么，你的意思是说我只买这些小东西么？”“不，因为你确实太令人讨厌了^^^^”

一男人购物，买了一罐玉米，一罐蛋黄酱还有一个小柠檬。结账时，女收银员说，亲爱的，你肯定是个单身汉。
何以见得？
因为你一看就是个讨厌的家伙。