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Chicken soup

A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.

That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.

He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

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Chicken soup
鸡汤

A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
乔住院了, 刚好到了午餐时间.他看了看他的午餐说道:"我不喜欢鸡汤,给我些其他吃的东西吧."

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
医院的护工说道:"这对你的身体有益,医生说你应该喝掉它."可是不管如何劝,乔依旧拒绝.

That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.
一天晚上,一个喝乔住同间病房的病人胃痛的厉害,于是护士想给他灌肠.但是一不小心,她们错给乔灌了肠.

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
接下来的几个星期,当乔准备出院的时候,一个新来的病人问他这间医院怎样.

He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
他告诉他:"恩,这家医院本身很不错,但是他们对他们的食物要求很严格.给你个建议,当他们给你喝鸡汤的时候,你最好喝了它.否则他们会在半夜里面把鸡汤硬喂给你的!"

Chicken soup
鸡汤
A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
阿乔住院了,此时正是午餐时间,他看着他的午餐说:"我不喜欢鸡汤,带一些别的给我."
The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
医院工作人员说:"这个对你有好处,医生说你应该喝掉它."但不管怎么样,阿乔就是拒绝不吃.
That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.
这天晚上,一个与乔同住的病人感觉胃很痛,于是护士进来给他使用灌肠剂.结果他们错把灌肠剂用在了乔身上.
The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
几个星期之后,当乔出院的时候,一个新病人问他觉得这个医院怎么样.
He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
乔告诉他:"这个医院本身是很好,但是对食物太严格了,这里有一个很好的提示-当他们送鸡汤来的时候你最好喝掉它,否则他们会在半夜里把它从你肛门里推进去!"

really funny

Chicken soup

鸡汤

A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."

快到吃饭的时候了，一个名叫乔的人病人看了看他的午餐，然后不满地说道“我不喜欢喝鸡汤，能给我些其它的食物吗？

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.

医院的工作人员告诉他：“鸡汤对你的身体有帮助，医生吩咐了不管你怎样说你都必须得喝。”

That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.

那晚，和乔同住一个病房的病人突然肚子痛，护士赶忙给那个病人吃药，很不巧的是护士错把灌肠剂给了乔。

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.

第二周，当乔要出院时，一个新病人向他打听：“嘿，朋友，你喜欢这个医院吗？”

He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

乔告诉他：“嗯，这里的医疗设备很完备，工作人员也都很负责，热心，不过他们对病人的食物有很严的规定。我跟你提个建议――当护士小姐给你鸡汤时，你最好还是听话喝完，否则她们会半夜里帮你灌肠呢！

haha!

fun

不错

Chicken soup
鸡汤

A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
乔住院了, 刚好到了午餐时间.他看了看他的午餐说道:"我不喜欢鸡汤,给我些其他吃的东西吧."

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.
医院的护工说道:"这对你的身体有益,医生说你应该喝掉它."可是不管怎么说,乔依旧拒绝.

That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.
一天晚上,一个和乔住同间病房的病人胃痛的厉害,于是护士想给他灌肠.但是,她们错给乔灌了肠.

The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
接下来的几个星期,当乔准备出院的时候,一个新来的病人问他这间医院怎样.

He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. Here's a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
乔告诉他:"恩,这家医院还不错,但是他们对他们的食物要求很严格.给你个建议,当他们给你喝鸡汤的时候,你最好喝了它.否则他们会在半夜里面趁你不备，把鸡汤硬喂给你的!"

haha