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Distance from the accident

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.

The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".

"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.

"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第13期 20080420☆今天你笑了吗?!

[ 本帖最后由 我爱英语 于 2008-4-25 14:03 编辑 ]

Distance from the accident
距事故的距离
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
一个木匠为一个目击的事故做证词.法官问他与事故发生地方的距离有多远.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
这个木匠回答道:"27英尺6.5英寸远."
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.
"什么?你怎么对这个距离如此肯定?"这个法官问道.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
"噢,我知道有些白痴会问我,所以我测量了一下."这个木匠回答道.

good

Maybe measuring something is the carpenter's  habit of his vocation

Maybe measuring something is the carpenter's  habit of his work

Sorry, 网络的问题，发了三遍，不是我有意灌水。

[ 本帖最后由 puffpear 于 2008-4-20 19:24 编辑 ]

Distance from the accident
距事故的距离
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
一个木匠为一个目击的事故做证词.法官问他与事故发生地方的距离有多远.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
这个木匠回答道:"27英尺6.5英寸远."
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.
"什么?你怎么对这个距离如此肯定?"这个法官问道.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
"噢,我知道有些白痴会问我,所以我测量了一下."这个木匠回答道.

really funny,ridiculous,i hope you have a fun life

idiot!