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Mixed doubles

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'

【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第6期 20080413☆今天你笑了吗?!

体育老师:孩子们,你们见过折叠运动吗?
尼克:经常看到.昨天夜里我也看到了.
老师:给我们讲述一下子关于折叠运动.
尼克;噢!不行,老师,我爸长说,家里的羞涩事不可以当众说.

体育老师问同学，你们经常看见双人混合运动吗，男孩们？
尼克：经常看见，昨天晚上还看见了
老师：你能和我们说说吗？
尼克：对不起，老师。我爸爸总是说家里的不好意思的事不能公开

Mixed doubles
混合双打
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
体育老师:"孩子们,你们见过混合双打吗?"
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
尼克:是的,老师.经常看到.我甚至昨天晚上就见到过.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
老师:请讲一些关于混合双打的事.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
尼克:"噢,对不起,老师.我的父亲常说,'家丑不能外扬.'"

Mixed doubles
混双
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
体育老师:"孩子们,你们见过混双吗?"
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
尼克:是的,老师.经常看到.我甚至昨天晚上就见到过.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
老师:请讲一些关于混双的事.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
尼克:"噢,对不起哦,老师.我的爸爸常说,'家丑不能外扬.'"

Mixed doubles
混合双打
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
体育老师:"孩子们,你们见过混合双打吗?"
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
尼克:是的,老师.经常看到.我甚至昨天晚上就见到过.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
老师:请讲一些关于混合双打的事.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
尼克:"噢,对不起,老师.我的父亲常说,'家丑不能外扬.'"

Mixed doubles 混合双打

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

体育老师：你们见过混合双打吗？孩子们。

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

尼克：是的，老师，我经常看的，昨晚就看了呢。

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
体育老师：那就请你说说关于混合双打的事。

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'

尼克：哦，对不起，老师，我的父亲经常说，家丑不可外扬

他们是在做爱马？

what ?

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