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人人说英语(高级口语) 1_un6-10

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[00:00.00]Unit 6 Holidays
[00:13.51]With Christmas Cards(E)
[00:16.95]Sally was taking a shower when her two-year-old daughter
[00:22.99]Susie,came into the bathroom and wrapped herself in toilet paper
[00:29.44]Although Susie made a mess,she looked cute,
[00:35.00]so Sally ran for her camera and took a few pictures.
[00:40.78]The pictures came out so well that she had copies made
[00:47.62]and included one with each of their Christmas cards
[00:53.08]Days later,a relative talked about the picture
[00:58.64]laughing loudly and suggesting Sally take a closer look
[01:06.19]Sally stared at the photo
[01:10.27]and was shocked to find that in addition to her daughter
[01:15.60]she had captured her own reflection in the mirror-wearing nothing but panties!
[01:23.25]Unit 7 Home and Family
[01:37.62]My Dog (E)
[01:40.36]When I come home,my dog always runs to the front door to greet me
[01:46.42]On warm days,he lies on the cool grass
[01:53.08]On hot days,he drinks lots of water and lies under a tree
[01:59.85]He always takes naps and stretches before rising
[02:04.81]He delights in the simple joys of a long walk
[02:09.78]When he is happy ,he dances around and wags his entire body
[02:15.94]When I'm having a bad day,he is silent,sits close by and nuzzles my leg gently
[02:23.41]Deathbed(D)
[02:26.47]Mr.Brown lying on his deathbed,barely able to breathe
[02:33.13]At this moment,the smell of freshly baked cookies comes to him
[02:40.57]He has always liked home-made cookies and thinks to himself,
[02:47.42]'If I could just have one more cookie,I could die in peace!"
[02:54.37]He calls to his wife but his voice is so weak that she cannot hear him.
[03:02.31]Not getting an answer,he slides out of the bed and onto the floor
[03:10.48]Down the hall and down the stairs he goes ever so slowly.
[03:17.85]At the bottom of the stairs he pulls himself along painfully
[03:24.80]crwling hand over hand closer to that heavenly smell
[03:31.77]He drags himself across the living room into the dining room
[03:38.44]Making one great final effort,
[03:42.98]he throws himself toward the dining table landing on his knees
[03:50.03]His dry lips part,and the taste of the cookies is already in his mouth
[03:57.61]seemingly bringing him back to life
[04:03.07]He reaches across the table and grabs the plate of the cookies
[04:09.60]As he drags the plate towards himself,it makes a scraping sound
[04:16.37]and suddenly he hears his wife yell from the kitchen
[04:22.01]"Don't touch the cookies.They're for the funeral!"
[04:27.05]Unit 8 Jobs and Occupations
[04:42.59]You're Fired(E)
[04:45.75]As a woman comes into the store,Jim turns to the other salesman and says,
[04:53.59]"I waited on the last fat ugly old lady.This one's your turn."
[05:00.64]His boss is standing behind him,very angry.
[05:06.10]Jim is shocked to find that the fat lady is the manager's wife
[05:13.08]and he's kissing her hello right now
[05:17.83]while his boss is at lunch
[05:22.09]Jim sneaks into his office and looks at some information on the boss's computer
[05:29.64]He spills coffee on the keyboard.It shorts out
[05:35.70]He returns from a week's vacation
[05:40.06]to find that he had scheduled this week as vacation,
[05:45.84]not last week. And that's why Jim gets fired.
[05:51.48]All Right,Get In(M)
[05:54.95]A strong young man at the construction site was bragging
[06:00.52]that he could do better than anyone in a feat of strength
[06:04.96]He made fun of one of the older workmen
[06:08.74]After several minutes,the older worker had had enough
[06:14.00]"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,"he said.
[06:19.27]"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a cart
[06:24.91]over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
[06:29.77]"You're on,old man,"the young man replied."Let's see what you've got."
[06:35.65]The old man reached out and grabbed the cart by the handles
[06:40.51]Then,nodding to the young man,he said,"All right,get in."
[06:46.47]A Bab Day(M)
[06:49.91]Henry worked in a small shop on the other side of town 
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