Rat: How can you keep me out of heaven just because I was bad? … I didn’t ask to be born.
Man: So?
Rat: Well, given that I didn’t volunteer for this life thing, I’d say I was a pretty good sport…That oughta count for something.
Man: Here’s a nice toaster oven… Maybe Satan has some bagels.
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