Waiter: Here you go, sir.
Rat: What’s that?
Waiter: Your peanut.
Rat: One peanut?? I remember when you guys served real food, then it became just peanuts, then a real tiny bag of peanuts…Now I get just one peanut??
Waiter: Not exactly, sir you need to split it with the other passengers in your section.
Rat: This is ridiculous just get me my drink.
Waiter: Here you go, sir.
Rat: An ice cube? All I get is one stupid ice cube??
Waiter: No, sir…You need to take a lick and pass it on.
Man: Do it, Dude…I just licked it and it was great…aaaaa…aaaa…aaachoo!!
Man: You’re hogging the nut, bro.
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