Pig: Ham sandwich, please.
Chef: You can’t order that... You’re a pig. It could be a relative。
Pig: Relative?? Hang on... Frankie, hey, it’s your cousin Pig.
Frankie: How youze doin’, Pig?
Pig: Good, good… Listen, how’s your sister?
Frankie: Fine, fine.
Pig: How’s uncle George?
Frankie: Oh, pretty good there.
Pig: And aunt Vivian? zzzz
Frankie: Well, actually... She went out to play bingo last night and we haven’t heard from her since...
Pig: Not a word?
Frankie: Nope. Not a word.
Pig: Better make that a fruit salad.