Man: Paper or plastic?
Pig: Check.
Man: You have to pick.
Pig: Check.
Man: Check what?
Pig: I’m paying with a check.
Man: Who cares?
Pig: Not me. You’re the one that keeps asking.
Man: Because you’re not answering.
Pig: I am answering...I don’t have cash and I don’t have a credit card.
Man: So what?
Pig: So. No paper no plastic.
Man: You pig! I’m not asking you how you’re paying!! I’m asking you
what you want your groceries in!!!
Pig: A bag.