A: Honey, we are all out of wine and cheese. Do you mind running to the deli and picking up a few things?
B: Can’t it wait? I’m watching the game right now!
A: Your friends and family are coming over tonight and we still need to get a lot of things.
B: Fine! What do you need?
A: OK, pick up some cured meats to go with the wine. Maybe a pound of polish sausages, ham, liverwurst, salami and any other cold cuts that are on sale. I think I saw a promotion for pastrami. Also get some cole slaw and a jar of olives.
B: Whoa wait a minute! Isn’t that a bit too much? I mean, how much is all of this going to cost!
A: Never mind that. Get some dips as well. Get a jar of spinach and blue cheese dip and also some Tzatziki. If they have bean dip get that as well. Last but not least, get some pickles.
B: Is that all, your majesty?
A: Very funny! Get a move on! People will be here any minute.
