A: Thank god you are open! I have an emergency!
B: Hello, Mr. Henderson what can I do for you?
A: I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned ASAP!
B: OK, I can have it ready by the end of the week.
A: No, you don’t understand, I need this tomorrow morning! I accidentally spilled beer all over my wife’s dress and we have a wedding to attend tomorrow! She’s gonna kill me!
B: OK, I can have it ready tomorrow afternoon, but this suit is also very stained. I can’t guarantee we can remove it completely.
A: Fine! Can you also iron and starch this shirt?
B: Certainly.
A: Great! This is our secret! If you see my wife, say nothing to her about this!