money is not everything. there's mastercard & visa。
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
one should love animals. they are so tasty。
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
save water. shower with your girlfriend。
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
love the neighbor. but don't get caught。
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two。
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。