Fake Money
Jimmy went into a shop, took a toy tank, gave the
shopkeeper fake money and started to leave.
So, the shopkeeper told him, “Excuse me, little boy,
this isn’t real money.” Little Jimmy didn’t reply,
continuing walking out of the shop. The shopkeeper
repeated himself, and Jimmy kept walking.
The third time the shopkeeper called him, “I’m sorry,
young man, but this is not real money.”
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the
shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn’t a real tank, either.”
假钱
吉米进了一家商店，拿了一个玩具坦克，给了店主假钱就走了
。于是店主告诉他：“对不起，小孩，这不是真钱。”
小吉米没有回答，继续往外走。店主重复自己的话，但吉米继续走。
第三次店主叫住他：“对不起，年轻人，这不是真钱。”
吉米看着手里的坦克，又看着店主最后说：“可这也不是真坦克呀。”