One Big Happy Family
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates
becauseevery weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the
prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor
George always satalone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day,
the warden called George to his office and said,
“I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.”
Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder.
“Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.
It’s just that they’re all in here!”
快乐大家族
典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的
探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可
怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在
一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：「乔治，
我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。」他满怀同情地
把手放在乔治的肩膀上：「告诉我，你没有任何朋
友或家人吗？」乔治回答：「喔！当然有，典狱长，
只不过他们全都在这里面！」