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【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第67期 20080618 [复制链接]

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发表于 2008-6-18 08:42:10 |显示全部楼层

Happiness is the best cosmetic!!
(笑一笑,十年少!祝每一位来恒星学习的朋友,天天都有好心情,加油哦!)

回贴要求:请大家看完后,尝试将内容翻译成中文!(不要偷懒哦!)
奖励制度为:翻译基本到位的前三位朋友,版主统一发放"恒星币"!
所以,各位朋友,不仅要译得好,还要来的早哦!

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老夫老妻


A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."


"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."


【开怀大笑】笑一笑☆十年少→第67期 20080618☆今天你笑了吗?!

Please translate it into Chinese:   Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

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发表于 2008-6-18 09:28:34 |显示全部楼层

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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

一对夫妻已结婚五十年了。一天早上,他们坐在餐桌前,老人对他的妻子说:“亲爱的,想想我们已经结婚五十年了。”

“是啊,”妻子答道:“想想五十年前我们就一起坐在这餐桌前。”

“我知道,”老人说:“五十年前我们大概象傻瓜一样赤身裸体坐在这儿。”

“噢,”老妇人笑道,“你说什么……我们要脱光吗?”。于是两人就脱光衣服坐在桌前。

“我说,亲爱的,”老妇人说道:“今天我的乳头又象五十年前一样热热的了。”

“这不奇怪,”老人答道:“一个在你的咖啡中,另一个在麦片里。”


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发表于 2008-6-18 10:27:25 |显示全部楼层
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
一对老夫妻他们结婚五十周年了。一天,老两口坐在餐桌前感慨万千,丈夫对他的妻子说道:“老伴啊,时间过得好快啊,转眼间我们就结婚五十年了。”
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
“是啊,妻子回应道。”“想想,五十年以前,我们两个人也正是坐在这张餐桌上呢。”
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
“我记得。五十年前我们俩个像傻瓜一样赤身裸体地呆坐在这里哦。”丈夫说道。
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
“嗯,老女人窃笑到。你想说什么呢,老伴,难道我们又要像五十年前一样,赤身裸体坐在这里吗?之后这一对老夫妻又重新上演了那一幕。
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
“亲爱的,你知道吗?老女人气喘嘘嘘地对她的老伴说道,我的乳头今天还是像五十年前那样发热呢。”
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
“这没有什么好奇怪的,因为你的一只乳头浸在你的咖啡杯内,另一只浸在燕麦粥内呢。”丈夫答道。

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发表于 2008-6-18 13:57:12 |显示全部楼层
老夫老妻

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
一对老夫妻结婚结婚50年了。一天早上,他们坐在早餐桌前,老爷爷对老奶奶说,:老伴啊,一转眼我们结婚50年了。”

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
“是啊”老奶奶回答说,“想想50年前,我们也同坐在这张早餐桌前。”

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
“我记得的”老爷爷说,“五十年前我们赤身裸体地相对而坐 ”
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
“嗯”,老奶奶窃窃地笑,“你的意思是。。。我们还象50年前一样?”说着这对老夫妻又重演了50年前的一幕。
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
“你知道吗?亲爱的,”老奶奶气喘吁吁地说“我的乳头今天还是像五十年前那样发热呢。”

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
“这有什么好奇怪的,”老爷爷回答:“因为你的一只乳头浸在你的咖啡杯内,另一只浸在燕麦粥里呢。”

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发表于 2008-6-18 15:01:42 |显示全部楼层

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发表于 2008-6-18 15:11:36 |显示全部楼层

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发表于 2008-6-18 15:42:41 |显示全部楼层
do you think this is a little bit erotic joke???

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好久没回家了~

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发表于 2008-6-19 07:45:47 |显示全部楼层
In fact, It is absolutely an erotic joke...

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发表于 2008-6-19 22:25:40 |显示全部楼层
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
一对老夫妻结婚结婚50年了。一天早上,他们坐在早餐桌前,老爷爷对老奶奶说,:老伴啊,一转眼我们结婚50年了。”

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
“是啊”老奶奶回答说,“想想50年前,我们也同坐在这张早餐桌前。”

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
“我记得的”老爷爷说,“五十年前我们赤身裸体地相对而坐 ”
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
“嗯”,老奶奶窃窃地笑,“你的意思是。。。我们还象50年前一样?”说着这对老夫妻又重演了50年前的一幕。
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
“你知道吗?亲爱的,”老奶奶气喘吁吁地说“我的乳头今天还是像五十年前那样发热呢。”

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
“这有什么好奇怪的,”老爷爷回答:“因为你的一只乳头浸在你的咖啡杯内,另一只浸在燕麦粥里呢。”

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