Butcher:Good morning. What can I get for you?
Samantha:I'd like some lamb chops, pork chops, and some beef, but I'm not sure which cuts I want yet.
Butcher:You've come to the right butcher shop.
Everything here is fresh.
Everything comes straight from the slaughterhouse.
Samantha:Um, I'm glad to hear that.
Butcher:In fact, we got in a shipment of game and poultry just this morning.
You can buy them bone-in, boneless, or whole.
They're as fresh as if you got them from your own farm or brought them down with your own shotgun.
Samantha:Uh, that's great.
I see that you sell marinated and stuffed meats, too.
Butcher:Yes, we do. We even make our own sausages.
We use only the freshest ingredients.
They're so fresh I wouldn't be surprised if they got up and walked across the floor.
Samantha:Right. I think I'll just take the chops for now.
Butcher:Are you sure? I can show you some of the best prime cuts of beef you'll ever see.
They're so fresh you could...
Samantha:No, no, that's all for now.
I suddenly feel like a salad for dinner instead.
