Laurent: So I'm confused. Who's David again?
Bethany: David is my roommate's friend's brother. Haven't you been listening?
Laurent: I have, but how am I supposed to keep all of these people straight? Your stories are always so convoluted, with too many twists and turns. Why don't you try telling a straightforward story for once?
Bethany: My stories are only confusing for people who don't pay attention or who can't deal with complexity.
Laurent: Complexity? Is that what you call going off on tangents and including completely irrelevant information? Half the time the end of the story contradicts the beginning!
Bethany: You just don't appreciate intricate plots. My stories are crystal clear to anyone who pays attention. Good stories have lots of detail. Just ask Shakespeare.
Laurent: Talk about delusions of grandeur! When you start comparing yourself to Shakespeare, it's time for you to seek professional help!
