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Crucial Man的新年夜

Source: 恒星英语学习网  Onion  2010-01-08  我要投稿   论坛   Favorite  

This is the Crucial Man, presented by Philips Norelco

-Hi, I'm Jon Gabrus here to give you the crucial information on how to become a man. Today is a very special episode of Crucial Man, 'cause I'm thronging a New Years Eve party. We can take a trip down memorial lane, revisit some old friends, some old skills, but some brand new Philips Norelco products.

-Oh, man, the New Year Eve party is about to start, I can't wait to show all the guests what I learned.

-Yeah, I mean you learned how to appreciate art.

-This is a piece of art?

-Art is about intension, and one of the things you wanna avoid saying is I could have done that, or anything like that, because when you look at contemporary especially, if you didn't do it, then it doesn't really matter if you could do it.

-I learned how to cut my own hair with a 180-degree hair clipper. 

-Now you can rotate it if you need it to get this whole back area.

-A hundred and eighty degrees.

-A Hundred eighty degrees.  

Lexi: “Look here”  

-That’s like a full complete turnaround; I learned that from skateboarding. I'm cool.

-Great, you learned how to give a massage?

-Find the middle of the eyebrows, just right there, yeah, yeah. And put light pressure, don't circle or anything on it. And then trace it, (feel so wonderful.) and then circle on a few times.

-We're rubbing Lexi's head and hearing John's deep voice, like wow.

 

-You learned how to be a gentleman?

-No woman is immune to compliments. In fact, women have a voracious appetite for compliments.

-That is a fantastic point, Julia.

-Thank you very much.

-You had it there.

-Ah, being a gentleman, nothing says being a gentleman like the grooming kit.

-We're throwing on the nose and ear hair trimmer which, um, is this little cylindrical one.

-I've never trimmed my nose hair before.
-It works wonder. Now my nose hair has gone, it just tickles a lot, I feel like going to sneeze. Give it a shot, oh look.

-Oh, thank you.

-So all good, give it a shot.

-It tickles!

-It does tickle, right?

Philips Norelco.

-Oh, Gabrus, you sure have changed.

-I’ve learned a lot of crucial information.

-Gabrus, are you crying?

-Lexi, even crucial men cry sometimes.

-The guests are here.

You've been watching the Crucial Man presented by Philips Norelco. Yeah.


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