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吃了大麻的狗狗

Source:  Onion  2009-07-13  我要投稿   恒星英语学习论坛   Favorite  


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One blue, one brown, he's kind of a one-eyed jack.

"Go on, go get it."

So that's what Jen Nestor Waddell named him when she adopted this stray 11 years ago. He hasn't had a health problem since.

“He is jumping into the woods.”

Until a run through the woods at Seward Park.

“You know that could happen to anybody's dog or kid.”

May 17th, Jane is convinced that's the day her lab mix got high on pot. She thinks the marijuana must have been stashed in the green landscape where she unleashed her dog. He was gone for three minutes. Three hours later,

“His head was rocking back and forth, and his eyes were glassy.”

It turned out to be no walk in the park. Jane and her husband Dave have the 1,500 dollar veterinarian bills to prove it. Medical records say Jack was dizzy, disoriented, staggers left to right, falls over when sitting. He vomited large amouts of plant material and liquid that smells like marijuana

“She was like “So he did vomit large quantities of marijuana. And she's smiling like... I think she is trying to make me feel reassured too. She was not trying to laugh because I was serious like my baby is in an emergency that you know. She says the vet jokingly told her to remind Jack to just say no. Now three weeks later, the couple's friends laugh at what they call a random situation. But the event was traumatic and costly, and apparently not so random. Seatle police say back on April 3rd, a wilderness guy playing hide-and-seek with kids in Seward Park discovered a duffel bag packed with 5.5 pounds of weed.

“Sounds like someone is using the park to stash their businesses, but it’s not very cool.”


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